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Само приползло ...нежнаю.... шамо приполжло (типа юмор)

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Старый 15.10.2007, 11:13   #1
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The wedding test....

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me
was her beautiful younger sister my prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild f ling,
just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "we are very
happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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