HOOKERS SELLING GIFT CERTIFICATES

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LOOKING for a fun and unusual gift for a friend or relative? Why not a gift certificate -- for sex with a prostitute!

That's right, in an exciting new trend that's spreading faster than a herpes outbreak, hookers across the country are now issuing gift certificates just like nationally-known restaurants and stores.

And, according to Dick Schmauser, author of the indispensable Schmauser's Guide to America's Whorehouses, these little tickets to paradise are the perfect gift for almost any guy, and are easy to obtain.

"They come in a whole range of denominations, from twenty bucks for a half hour with a crack whore, to thousands of dollars for a night with a beautiful Beverly Hills call girl," he explains.


"They can be purchased from the prostitute directly, from her pimp, or over the internet. To redeem a gift certificate, the recipient need only call the contact number that's written on it, and set up an appointment. It's that easy."

However, buying or redeeming a prostitute's gift certificate is not without its inherent dangers.

"I know of one guy in New Jersey whose buddy gave him a gift certificate good for three hours with one of the area's sexiest prostitutes," Whittaker reveals. "Unfortunately for him, when he went to the motel room to meet the chick, he was greeted by three police officers -- one of whom was his wife."