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вЫлЫсЫпЫдЫстЫ · 10.09.2008, 15:41

вот такую девелоперскую шутку на просторах интернета нашел

High School/Jr.High
hello.htm

Код:

Hello world!

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text editors/you name it
- your dog can read it and your grandma can change it

First year in College
hello.html

Код:

<Html>
<Body>
Hello world!
</body>
</html>

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- your grandma can still change it with some effort

Senior year in College
hello3.html

Код:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
<META NAME="DESCRIPTION" CONTENT="This is a cool hello world example!">
<META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="cool,hello,world,example">
</head>
<body>
Hello world!
</body>
</html>

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- validates

New professional/PHP developer
hello4.php

Код:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<?
echo("Hello world!" );
?>
</body>
</html>

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- PHP needed
- will validate until some other dumb developer changes a letter

Seasoned professional/PHP developer
hello5.php

Код:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<?
include "inc/class_hello_world.php";
$hello_world_class = &New class_hello_world;
$hello_world_class->display_hello();
?>
</body>
</html>

inc/class_hello_world.php

Код:

<?php
class class_hello_world{
var $hello = 'Hello world!';
function display_hello(){
echo $this->$hello;
return 0;
}
}
?>

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- PHP needed (4, 5 recommended)

New designer
hello3.html

Код:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<blink><font face="Arial" size="2" color="#800080">Hello world!</font></blink>
</body>
</html>

Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- can annoy any person on earth (so no user compatibility)

New professional designer
hello3.html

Код:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css" type="text/css">
</head>
<body>
<span class="hello">Hello world!</span>
</body>
</html>

css/main.css

Код:

.hello {
font-family: Arial;
color: #990066;
}

Compatibility
- needs browser CSS support
- NN4+, IE4+, FF, Opera 3.6+
- will not apply style on some mobile browsers

Professional CSS Front-End Architect
hello_world_v03a.html

Код:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<title>Hello world!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css" type="text/css">
<style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/main.css";</style>
<style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix.css";</style>
<!--[if lte IE 6]><style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix_ie6.css";</style><![endif]-->
<!--[if gt IE 6]><style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix_ie7.css";</style><![endif]-->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" media="handheld" href="http://helloworldmobile.com/" title="Mobile/PDA">
<link rel="icon" href="http://helloworld.com/favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon">
</head>
<body>
<span class="hello">Hello world!</span>
</body>
</html>

There should be 4 css files I won't bother to write.
Compatibility
- compatible with "most modern browsers"
- somehow IE6,7,FF,Opera renders the text wrong
- how the hack would you maintain the CSS pages for every IE service pack (hint: hire another Professional CSS Front-End Architect)

New Manager
hello.doc

Код:

Hello world!

File > Export HTML page...

Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a webpage that prints "Hello, world."?

Senior Manager
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." page by this afternoon

Top Manager
Calls Senior Manager
- Where the fck is my hello world page? The meeting with the client starts in 10 minutes!

System administrator
We need to throw more servers at the hello world page.

.NET developer
Installs Visual Studio 2005
Opens Visual Studio
Google > "ASP 2.0 hello world"

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