С чего смеются ирландцы или какой у них юмор, анекдоты, словечки и т.п.?=)

[Jevgeni]

Сообщение от Galaxy

меня больше убивает Лее Еванс - просто гениальные имхо шутки про женщин

ИМО тот же Петросян, только ругается больше...

Сообщение от Galaxy

вообще-то лично я не понимаю этих "fecker" шуток. по-моему это только лоw левел цласс так шутит.

Дык у вашего заморского Петросяна через каждые два слова "fuck"...однако ж он Гениален....

[Galaxy]

Сообщение от Jevgeni

Дык у вашего заморского Петросяна через каждые два слова "fuck"...однако ж он Гениален....

ну скажем так, у каждого местного Петросяна через слово fuck, а не только у Lee Evans.

и очень много местных Петросянов только из fuck шутку делают, а Lee Evans оно в общем изредко употребляется исключительно для эмоционального усиления.

[F-1]

а некий Des Bishop смешной или фрик какой-то?

[Goshka]

Фрики скорее все остальные. Бишоп свеж, нескучен и реалистичен. Fitting In вообще по мне самое лучшее шоу. А ещё есть интересные видеопроекты у него. На ютубе, к примеру, был многосерийный документальный фильм о том как он устроился работать в Абракебабру, и всё снимали скрытой и любительскими камерами.

[Olla]

над статьей Sinead O'Connor ирландцы очень смеаялись

[LSD]

Сообщение от Olla

над статьей Sinead O'Connor ирландцы очень смеаялись

А я посмеялся бы над теми кто смеется. Любая разведенная женщина в ее возрасте, плюс-минус, хочет того же самого, но Шинейд всегда была честной, открытой, и добивалась своего.

Оригинал вообще-то здесь: http://www.sineadoconnor.com/ Там же в блоге сказано что мущщина уже нашелся И что женщины тоже не исключаюстя.

[Olla]

Сообщение от LSD

А я посмеялся бы над теми кто смеется. Любая разведенная женщина в ее возрасте, плюс-минус, хочет того же самого, но Шинейд всегда была честной, открытой, и добивалась своего.

Оригинал вообще-то здесь: хттп://www.синеадоцоннор.цом/ Там же в блоге сказано что мущщина уже нашелся И что женщины тоже не исключаюстя.

видите, насколько ваше чувство юмора отличается от ирландского: они смеются над статьею, а вы над нами, потому, что они смеются

[LSD]

Сообщение от Olla

видите, насколько ваше чувство юмора отличается от ирландского: они смеются над статьею, а вы над нами, потому, что они смеются

У Шинейдушки юмор есть, но она писала это не для того чтобы развеселить ирландцев

[Olla]

if you can not get back into your box, I'll help you - "знай свое место"

[Zelezo]

http://pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?ke...1&lenta_type=2

[Olla]

A* mature lady gets pulled over for* speeding... *



Older* Woman: * Is there a problem, Officer?


*
Traffic Cop: * Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older* Woman: * Oh, I see.


Traffic Cop: * Can I see your license please?

Older* Woman: * Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.*

Traffic Cop: * Don't have one?

Older* Woman: * No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. *

Traffic Cop: * * I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.*

Older* Woman: * I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: * Why not?

Older* Woman: * I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: * Stole it?

Older* Woman: * Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. *

Traffic Cop : * You what!?


Older* Woman: * His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see*

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up.* Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer* slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.*

Officer* 2: * Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle* please!


The* woman steps out of her vehicle.*

Older* woman: * Is there a problem sir?

Officer* 2: * My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and* murdered the owner.

Older* Woman: * Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer* 2: * Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,* please.

The* woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty* trunk. *

Officer* 2: * Is this your car, ma'am?

Older* Woman: * Yes, here are the registration papers.


The traffic cop is quite* stunned. * *

Officer* 2: * My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.*

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch* purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the* license quizzically.*

Officer* 2: * Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a* license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older* Woman: * Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding,* too.*


Don't* Mess With Mature Ladies

[Olla]

Irish Christening

Patrick's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into
> a deep coma.
>
> After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
> that she is no longer pregnant.
>
> Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
>
> The doctor replies, You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies
> are fine, however, they were poorly at birth, and had to be christened
> immediately so your brother Patrick came in and named them
>
> The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother,
> he's a clueless idiot
>
> Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' well, what's my daughter's
> name?
>
> 'Denise' says the doctor.
>
> The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I
> guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought, 'I really like Denise
>
> Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?'
>
> The doctor replies ' Denephew '


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Olla добавил 20.09.2011 в 10:17
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'


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Olla добавил 20.09.2011 в 10:18
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.