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[SPDAY]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Everytime you lie, the hands
Onyour clock will move."

" Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire
life."

"Where's Bertie Ahern's clock?" asked the man.

"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a fan."