Only in Ireland

[Sr.Gonzalez]

Only in Ireland...
> > > can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
> > >
> > > Only in Ireland...
> > > do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
> > > the counters.
> > >
> > > 3 Irish have died testing if a 9v battery works on
> > > their tongue.
> > >
> > > 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins
> > > from new shirts.
> > >
> > > 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives
> > > instead of
> > > screwdrivers
> > >
> > > 13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their
> > > Christmas tree while the
> > > fairy lights were plugged in.
> > >
> > > Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
> > > cracker pulling
> > > accidents.
> > >
> > > 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
> > > plastic toys pulled
> > > out of the soles of their feet.
> > >
> > > 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
> > > jumper with a lit
> > > cigarette in their mouth.
> > >
> > > A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last
> > > two years after
> > > opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
> > >
> > > 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving
> > > out of control
> > > Scalextric cars.
> > >
> > > AND finally........
> > > In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up
> > > into the toilet!

[Ulf Krendelsson]