Immigration to Canada

[dimitry]

Den dobrij!

Ja zakanchivau univer po IT v sled. godu i hotel bi prozondirovat pozhvu po immigration v Kanadu. Po independent immigration ja ne prohozhu, poetomu budu iskat rabotodatela a potom Adjust the Status.

Hence, dwa voprosa.

1. Mozhet bit kto stalkivalsa v recruterami, mozhet kto sam imi polzovalsa. Lubaja info ozhen zennaja.

2. A kak tam s Adjustment of Status iz strani? Mozhet kto uzhe eto delal. Podelites, togda


Blagodaru imho

Dimitry I

[Cuore Sportivo]

Мне кажется я что то пропустили. етоt site незаметно переименовалсja в www.virtualcanada.ru ?????

[dzher]

Сообщение от dimitry

Blagodaru imho

как-как Вы ето делаете ?

[dimitry]

Nu zhe vi ko mne pridralis, gospoda revizori. V sosedney papke desitka tredov o Canade....

A\ serjezno, mozhet kto takoy virtual candskij podskazhet?

[dnk]

Сообщение от dimitry

Nu zhe vi ko mne pridralis, gospoda revizori. V sosedney papke desitka tredov o Canade....

A\ serjezno, mozhet kto takoy virtual candskij podskazhet?

http://www.canada.ru

Неожиданно, правда?

[Sergei]

Сообщение от dnk

http://www.canada.ru

Неожиданно, правда?

Вот: Ирландцы мигрируют
http://www.emigrant.ie/EmigrantLink.htm
в Канаду в том числе:
http://www.canadawise.com/

[Ten O'Clock]

"...Ирландцы мигрируют..."

и прикалываются там

Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people the world over are asking!!! These Questions were
posted on an International Tourism Website.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?
(UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch
them die.

Q2 Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how
much you've been drinking.

Q3 I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
. ..

Q4 Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden) A: So its
true what they say about Swedes.

Q5 It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact
for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one.

Q6 Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of
them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax ? (UK) A: What did your
last slave die of?

Q7 Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ?(USA ) A:
A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is
that big country to your North . .. . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing
is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.

Q8 Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA) A: Face south and then turn
180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the
directions.

Q9 Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like
we do.

Q10 Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA) A: Aus-tri-a is
that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is....oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in
Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q11 Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink.

Q12 I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
tell me where I can sell it in Canada ? (USA) A: Anywhere significant
numbers of Americans gather.

Q13 Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay
nightclubs.

Q14 Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA ) A: Only at
Thanksgiving.

Q15 Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

Q16 I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget it's
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA) A: It's called a Moose.
They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to
them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before
you go out walking.

Q17 I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated
while I was staying in Surrey, BC . Can you help? (USA) A: Yes, and you will
still have to pay her by the hour.

Q18 Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you
will have to learn it first.

P.S. По статиске, где-то более 70% всех англоязычных комедиантов разговорного жанра - либо ирландцы в натуре, либо с глубокими ирландскими корнями.

[Sergei]

Сообщение от Ten O'Clock

"...Ирландцы мигрируют..."

и прикалываются там
...
Q11 Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stin
...
P.S. По статиске, где-то более 70% всех англоязычных комедиантов разговорного жанра - либо ирландцы в натуре, либо с глубокими ирландскими корнями.

Давно так не смеялся!
Подозреваю, что на этом тур. вебсайте сидят наши люди из Одессы
Стиль юмора узнаваем :D

[Ten O'Clock]

это не тур. вебсайт. скопировано с чисто ирландского форума, где много ностальгирующих "бывших" или "полубывших" собирается. так-что, не стоит себе льстить, "ваших людей из Одессы" и рядом там не валялось.

[Sergei]

Сообщение от Ten O'Clock

"...Ирландцы мигрируют..."
... these are some questions people the world over are asking!!! These Questions were
posted on an International Tourism Website.

Я просто основываюсь на данной Вами информации.
Ну да ладно Вам!

И не в национальности дело, когда шутки хороши!

...У тебя папа, мама есть?!
-А зачем злой такой?
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