How was I born

[dzher]

>A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy,how was I born?"
>The father answers: "Well son,I guess one day you will need to find out
>anyway!
>Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
>then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at a Cyber
>Cafe."
>We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download
>from my hard drive.
>As soon as I was ready to upload,we discovered that neither of us had
>used a firewall.
>Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
>blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
>
>You've Got Male..!!
>