Chinese workers urged to puff up economy by smoking

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Китайские курильщики спасут китайскую экономику

CHINESE STATE employees are being asked to do their patriotic duty to support the local economy – by lighting up a cigarette. And no butts.

In Gongan county in Hubei province, the order has come down from above that employees of all local government departments, organisations, service centres and corporations must consume at least 23,000 cartons of cigarettes this year.

This translates into 400 cartons for most departments and state companies, and 140 cartons for each school.

In a law which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “the state picks up the tab”, cadres are required to smoke local brands, and anyone smoking other brands can be fined. The smoking allowance aims to boost the regional economy by encouraging more consumption of local cigarettes.

Each work unit in the local government has to produce a monthly work plan, which outlines rates of consumption by employees.

This plan will be closely monitored, and if the bureaucrats and civil servants fail to smoke the required amount, their department risks losing out on its full share of the full smoking allowance of four million yuan (?440,000).

During one school inspection at Zhangtiansi Middle School in April, officials going through waste paper baskets in the staff room found three butts from cigarettes made in other provinces, and the school was strongly criticised.

A fine of 1,000 yuan (?110) can be imposed, although in this particular instance the transgression is being used as a test case to show the way to observe the new ruling.

[vc]

Скурят кризис! Как пить дать скурят!

[Ратобор]

Только вот не смешно все это. Отсюда вопрос - почему выложено в этом разделе? Тут ведь вроде юмор

[She]

Это скорей не юмор был, а сарказм/ черный юмор.